Never Too Young to Die
- Sat, Feb 7
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Director: Gil Bettman Run Time: 92 min. Format: Digital Rating: R Release Year: 1986
Starring: Gene Simmons, George Lazenby, John Stamos, Robert Englund, Vanity
Screenwriters: Steven Paul, Anthony Foutz
Producer: Steven Paul
Vidiots welcomes John Stamos and uber-fan Johnny Knoxville for a rare 40th Anniversary screening of the bonkers ’80s action spectacular Never Too Young to Die.
What do you get when you pit John Stamos and Vanity against an evil intersex Gene Simmons, and throw in Freddy Krueger and James Bond just for fun? The absolutely unhinged 80s camptastic action bonanza Never Too Young to Die. John Stamos plays a high school gymnast who’s forced to avenge his father’s death against an evil gang leader played by KISS frontman Gene Simmons. Now he’s heading into a dangerous underground world of espionage with only Prince-protégé and Playboy model Vanity by his side. The perfect unhinged 80s popcorn flick to watch with a bunch of rowdy Vidiots!
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Accessibility Options: Amplified Audio, please see the box office for devices.